Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

BEST STAR WARS JOKE EVER!

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:42:00 -0700

BEST STAR WARS JOKE EVER!

Hello Captain. I would like to have a word. Would you be interested in talking with Alice Liddell again? [This is Alice-Mun. I'm too lazy to sign in, otherwise I would have asked with my personal account.]

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:14:22 -0800

Who might this be mate? I will have no such impersonations aye?

aladdinsfuturewife: This is my boyfriend singing every single...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:54:57 -0800

aladdinsfuturewife:

This is my boyfriend singing every single voice you hear! It’s not perfect b/c this is just the practice run before he films the video of him singing this! You NEED to hear it trust me you won’t regret it!

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Sun, 20 Jan 2013 19:22:30 -0800

If you thought this was funny, please reblog this video! I really want it to spread out! Thank you

So the other night I had a slight cold and I was coughing really loudly, when my concerned boyfriend mistakenly said, "Baby, don't you have any Throat Lozvengers?!?" My immediate thought was this.........

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 13:30:35 -0800

aladdinsfuturewife:

Pirata Angelica: ningún otro amante

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 13:14:01 -0800

Pirata Angelica: ningún otro amante:

pirata-angelica:

In the morning, I woke up in a familiar place: Jack’s arms. There was something I enjoyed doing far more than I knew I should and that was watching him sleep. I spent the next few minutes with my face inches away from his just watching him. It made the inner turmoil in my soul calm. Gently I…

*Jack starts to wake up from his delightful antics as of last night and turns his head slowly saying in a light voice* So Angelica, how was it for you darling…*Jack becomes startled* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Jack runs out of his cabin with just pants on* GIBBSS!!!!! THERE IS A GHOST ABOARD THE SHIP! I SAW ANGELICA! *Gibbs* Captain! Calm down, look *Gibbs turns him around and Jack see’s her and screams* AHHHHHHHH! GIBBS! THERE SHE IS! *Gibbs* I know Captain *Jack* you can see her too? *Gibbs* yes captain *Jack* Since when were we able to see ghosts Gibbs? *Jacks gets slapped by Angelica and his face turns to Gibbs* *Gibbs* Haven’t seen that in quite some time Jack *Jack* I didn’t even deserve that one mate. *Jack turns back* Ahh, you aren’t a ghost. *Jack smirks* I always knew that was you, I didn’t doubt it for a second love. Just was playing a little game aye, and you took it too far with the slap darling.

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:24:28 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

I looked down towards Jack and nodded, “I would love a retreat in your cabin, Jack. Would you be joining me so we can talk of the past some? Perhaps a few words will ease your mind that I am truly not up to deceive you.” I tried to smile as innocently as I could while my mind was racing in other directions. I moved my eyes over to Mr. Gibbs and smiled at him as well then entered Jack’s cabin and shut the door.

I observed his cabin while I shed my clothing down to my shirt and boots. Rum. I poured a glass and lounged while I waited on Jack to join me. Minutes passed and I looked down at my legs. Maybe I was trying too hard? I quickly put my pants back on then anxiously paced around.

*Jack looks at Gibbs* Alright Gibbs, you guard the ship mate, I must investigate as to what she is talking about *Gibbs rolling his eyes* Jack I know what you are doing *Jack* Trust me its not what you think, *Jack walks into his cabin and closes the door behind him putting his back against the door and whispers* It’s exactly what you think. *Jack searching for her* Oh dearly beloved, where are you darling. *Jack looks onto his bed and sees nothing* Well you are a sneaky one darling I give you that. *Jack turns around slowly and gets pushed onto his bed* Ah there you are love. *Jack looks at her standing in front of him while he lays there* May I ask you something darling…*He sees her raise her brow meaning what and continues* Why are the pants on, if my mind reminds me, you never wore pants in the cabin, just shirt and boots love. Just the way I liked it. Now if memory serves me right, you also liked something as well *Jack starts to douse out the lights in the laterns over his bed* You used to like polishing *blowing out one of the three* my *blows out the second* *grabs her arm and then finishes* sword *blows out the third light and the room darkens as they go on with the love making*

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:03:43 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

My cheeks flushed along with his. I knew he still had some feelings there for me. As Jack placed my necklace back on me, his fingers lightly grazed my breasts. Knowing Jack, this was no accident and I smiled at him. As we headed back to the Black Pearl his crew stood alongside his ship. I walked over to my crew and told Jones my plans. I would board the pearl with Jack and they were to follow us on the Venganza. I glanced over at Jack as he spoke with his crew and our eyes met for a moment. Returning back to my crew I moved to make sure Jack could not read my lips as I whispered to Jones the secret whereabouts of something very important. I would have to leave it aboard the ship and I needed to trust he would keep it very safe. After he agreed, I made my way back to Jack and the pearl.

*As Jack was talking to his crew he remember the touch of her breasts and that got his curiosity running its course yet again* *Jack shakes his head and talks to the crew* *Jack* Gibbs! *Gibbs* Aye Captain! *Jack* Angelica was the one who left that note on my cabin door mate *Gibbs* I should of known that sea devil was up to it *Jack* As should of I, but now we have an accord to help her get her ship back *Gibbs* The Queen Anne’s Revenge?! *Jack* Aye *Gibbs* But Jack, we said we didn’t want to go anywhere near that ship again *Jack * I know Gibbs, trust me I know. But she had made a compromise aye *Gibbs* of what? *Jack* Well firstly to give me the whereabouts of the crew *Gibbs* Edmund? Tink? Rani? Scamp and the othes? *Jack shaking his head* Yes but we are to focus on not falling for her tricks mate, we know her and her past. *Gibbs* Also know your past Jack *Jack slaps Gibbs head* Shut up. *Jack sees Angelica coming aboard the Pearl and whispers to Gibbs* Keep an eye out mate *Looks to Angelica* Welcome aboard The Black Pearl love. *Jack keeping his mind focused* Would you like to take a rest in my cabin darling for the night? We should start off our journey in the morning. The Pearl moves quickest in the day time and I sure could use the rest as well.

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:43:24 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

“The love of my life?” I scoffed. “Hardly! You are the filthy man whole stole my innocence and caused my father to die. My seductive ways shouldn’t matter, Jack, as you made it quite clear I have no part in your heart. I won’t bother.”

I could feel the blood rush to my face and took a few breaths to calm down. ”I felt remorse for some of the things which I have done to ye, Jack, which is one reason I am here. I am asking for your help in return for something, but I could just as easily get help from someone else. I thought it may be good fortune on my behalf if I at least offer it to you. As for the voodoo doll, I may have misplaced it, so no need fearing its use during all of this.” I glanced at his arm behind his back, “Don’t think I don’t know you have your hand on your pistol. If you feel the need to use that on me, do so now and get it over with. If not then we have an agreement.”

I looked down at his extended hand. ”My necklace, and then we can shake on it, love.”

*Jack puts his pistol away* No matter love, this isn’t the only pistol I might have to use on you aye. *Jack blushes a bit* Now we have a bit of an agreement, *Jack takes the necklace out from under his shirt and takes it off then puts in onto Angelica’s neck, unbuttons her shirt a bit and puts it under her shirt then buttons it back up* There now that you have your necklace back *Jack grabs her hand and shakes it saying* we have come to an accord darling. Now then shall we head back to the pearl?

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:19:38 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

I felt a tear start to well up in each of my eyes when Jack said I had no place in his heart. Surely he didn’t mean that. I cleared my throat and turned away from Jack so he wouldn’t see that he had pained me. ”Aye, Jack. I know the whereabouts of your crew. At this moment, yes.” No part in his heart for me, I couldn’t ignore that. No matter how much I tried to ignore it, there would always be a part in mine for him. The tears I felt found their way down my cheeks and I wiped them away then turned back towards him. ”What say you? Will you help me?”

*Jack smirks* Dearest Angelica. *Walks up to her slowly* You want the love of your life to help you get back your ship, which in fact you lost all upon your one self savvy. The one man whom you stole his ship in the past, the man who killed your father basically and left you on that god forsaken spit of land. *Jack regrets what he had just said but does very good at controlling himself in showing it* You, the witch whom stole me crew time back and left me alone aye. *Starts to circle her* I in fact would do anything but help poor ol Angelica for what she had done to me, which in fact I have done back in turn of events. Besides the past, if you were not using my own crew against me on this, I would easily just walk away and not say another word to you about this, BUT! *Jack gets back looking at her face* I will go on a couple of conditions, firstly, yes I want to know where my crew is exactly, secondly, I do not want the voodoo doll used during this so much of a journey you speak of and thirdly and most importantly, you do not betray me just as you once did and used your seductive side to persuade me into any more of your trickery aye. So what say you? *Jack extends out his hand with his other hand behind is back holding his pistol* Do we have an accord?

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:04:34 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

He was trying to charm me, but I had prepared myself for such an advance. ”Jack,” I said as I reached around him and turned him to face me, “You cannot escape what feelings you have for me. Don’t toy with my heart. I may have damaged your ship, but you greatly damaged the innocence I once had to the point of no return. You will help me, Jack. Not out of the goodness of your heart, because I fail to see any that exists. However, I can give you something that you desperately want…” With that I moved my face so close to his our lips barely touched and I whispered, “Your crew members, love? If you so desire them, I will tell you their location in return.”

*Jack wanted to kiss her so badly but knew not to fall into her trap and finds a low blow in a way* Well I do have a heart darling, *Jack slowly walks away from her* You just don’t have a place in it aye. *Jack then realizes she had said his crew* Wait a minute, *Jack turns* You know where my crew is at this moment? Exact whereabouts where they are at this exact point in time? *Jack thinks to himself that he might have no choice but to help her out*

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 22:53:30 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

pirata-angelica:

“Aye, Jack,” I giggled. “You really should not have questioned whether it be me, love. I left you my necklace to make sure of that. You may have your hat, but I’ll be taking my necklace back as well.” I exhaled deeply and relaxed a bit. ”As far as why I brought you back here, Jack, I seem to need your help.” The taste of the words as they fell out of my mouth disgusted me. Needing Jack for anything… I examined his body for a second. Well… other than that, repulsed me.

*Jack noticed her examining him and felt to take use of it* *Jack looking at her eyes* Help aye? *Gave her a look that would make any woman fall weak then starts to walk away and continues* Why would I ever help the likes of you darling? Firstly, you don’t deserve it, secondly, you don’t deserve it and most importantly, you made a hole in my door to my cabin. *Jack turns his back towards her so she doesn’t get to look at him*

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 22:39:03 -0800

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...:

A journey like this, it might have been wise to bring someone with me, but I thought it best that I go to the fountain to meet Jack alone. I caught a glimpse of him and my heart stopped for a minute. ”Be strong,” I told myself.

Quietly I made my way to him and grabbed his hat off of his head, “Jack! You came!”

*Jacks eyes widened then says in a disgusted whisper* Angelica. I should of known it would be you darling. *Jack starts to get up and grabs his hat from her* Give me that! Why have you brought me here darling? Last I saw you, you were off with some of me old crew aye. Leaving, off to ruin my journey *Jack then looks into her eyes* What do you want so much to make me come back here?

Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper telling him to meet at the fountain Jack I wonder...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 22:28:02 -0800

*Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper telling him to meet at the fountain* *Jack* I wonder who must be wanting to meet me at this time. First off whoever it may be, has left a hole in my beloved cabin, which just so happens to be on the pearl. *Jack laid back with his hat covering his face and continued* I wish all my mates were back, I miss them all dearly

LOVE

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:53:00 -0800

A truly amazing yet really painful feeling. I am in love, and no one that is living near me at all. Lives across the country. Millions would say “That is stupid” as well as millions would say “I know the feeling.” I’ve had this feeling for awhile now, I don’t want to lose it, it makes me glow, makes me happy to know I can wake up knowing I have a heart and it is for someone. The emotion that I PERSONALLY didn’t search for at all, but it found it’s way to me and made me as happy as Walt Disney creating Disneyland. So JOYOUS! It’s like that feeling a child gets opening a Christmas present, that feeling when your parents say your friend can spend the night or that they bought you the one thing you’ve wanted all year. I really am happy and HONORED to have this feeling. Not many people believe love at first site at all and just love across the country. Many choose to not believe, I wasn’t one of those people. I believed and just didn’t search at all, I let god do the guiding for me. Then I met a person, a BEAUTIFUL lady made by god, a lady I feel god made specially for me, one whom I felt is my Disney Princess. Many people believe Disney animation films are just animated and not real. But I assure you, they are real. Everyone’s love won’t end in a happy ending unless you believe and have faith there is someone for you. I found my Princess Jasmine. This girl is just FULL of mysteries, just a wondrous gal whom I would never have found, if not for tumblr, I met her while I was role playing as Jack Sparrow. It was just all sudden and didn’t know how to go about with it all. I am honored to have gotten this feeling and wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it. There are many things wrong though, I now feel by her, that I am not the guy she once loved. But I am a monster, a guy who is nothing but a horrible person. I truly feel horrible, like I just should give up on doing anything that has to do with her. The holiday season is a time for joy and just living. But it’s also a time where many things are being destroyed. My bond with her, I feel is being destroyed. She says it’s just totally my doing, but she won’t take the time to realize, it’s not me. I am doing the same thing I been doing ever since we met, she knows that is how I am. I want her to realize that what is going on over there, is also destroying us. She is deprived of sleep, any time to gain energy. I truly want to cut out my heart to give it to her to show her, there is ONE person in this entire world that is there and wants to be with her. It’s hard to be so far apart. She had bought me a Princess Jasmine plushie, now many people think you are too old for having plushies, I feel you are NEVER too old to have a plushie. I sleep with Princess Jasmine every night, wake up to her, weird as it sounds, give her a kiss right on the lips hoping every moment she feels it, but she doesn’t know that I do this. I never told her. I know that I am her TRUE best friend, the friend that will be there when all others aren’t. I am the love of her life as she is mine. Future husband and wife. Everything wasn’t perfect, but perfect for each other. Now after everything, I feel I am losing her but have the BAD gut feeling, I will lose her tomorrow. I have nothing left if so. I wish you knew the three words that I am dieing to say to your face once again, I LOVE YOU!

ooc: i feel sad

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:37:33 -0700

ooc: hey everyone, I do feel sad cause I dont feel like Jack anymore :( I am seriously trying everyday to feel like him again. Just weird that it’s not in me as it used to be. I will continue till I gain that feeling back

MY presidential debate spoof, PLZ SPREAD!

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:14:09 -0700

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z-ltfqeomE&feature=youtu.be

I know you will chuckle multiple times.

MONSTER UNIVERSITY

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:23:43 -0700

MONSTER UNIVERSITY :

I would like all to join ol Captain Jack Sparrow into going to Monsters University with me and we shall rule over the school. Spread this around so we can take over MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!

Ariel laughed. "Human compainonship?" She asked, shrugging and laughing.

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:17:29 -0700

Well ms Ariel is it? Pleasure to meet you darling. You are more then welcome aboard my ship and welcome to a whole new world aye? *Jack stops and thinks about what he just said* Ah something seems as if I’ve heard it before…..well never mind, welcome aboard The Black Pearl love

"I'm Ariel!" She smiled, looking around at his ship mildly awed. She pulled herself up onto the deck and sat, her tail hanging over the edge.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:27:57 -0700

*Jack gets shocked* Ahhh a Mermaid… I have dealt with your kind before. Though you seem oddly different. What is it you want darling?

Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

BEST STAR WARS JOKE EVER!

Hello Captain. I would like to have a word. Would you be interested in talking with Alice Liddell again? [This is Alice-Mun. I'm too lazy to sign in, otherwise I would have asked with my personal account.]

aladdinsfuturewife: This is my boyfriend singing every single...

If you thought this was funny, please reblog this video! I...

So the other night I had a slight cold and I was coughing really loudly, when my concerned boyfriend mistakenly said, "Baby, don't you have any Throat Lozvengers?!?" My immediate thought was this.........

Pirata Angelica: ningún otro amante

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

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Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

Pirata Angelica: captainjacksparrow1: *Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper...

*Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper telling him to meet at the fountain* *Jack* I wonder...

LOVE

ooc: i feel sad

MY presidential debate spoof, PLZ SPREAD!

MONSTER UNIVERSITY

Ariel laughed. "Human compainonship?" She asked, shrugging and laughing.

"I'm Ariel!" She smiled, looking around at his ship mildly awed. She pulled herself up onto the deck and sat, her tail hanging over the edge.

Jack sits and waits as he had found a paper telling him to meet at the fountain Jack I wonder...